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I am still not over the fact that we live in a world where the third sequel to a 101 minute, reasonably lean action film is 169 minutes

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I have no interest in John Wick, but I read your review anyway because of the quality of the writing, which was excellent as usual. I’m commenting here because the review is where I learned of the death of Lance Reddick. I’m sorry to hear it. He was awesome.

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I wish I could find more to enjoy in the John Wick films. In theory, everything it's about--Keanu, carefully choreographed action, revenge for a dead dog--are exactly the kind of things I'd want to see in a movie. But I find them pretty boring, ugly, and fairly dumb for the most part.

The only gripe I've heard that echoes my dislike of it was from a friend who commented on how many point blank headshots Keanu pulls off in the second one--why does he even have a gun for his balletic kills if they're always that close anyway?

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Mar 24, 2023·edited Mar 24, 2023

I'm just an unfrozen caveman lawyer but you would've thought the company behind RunPee would be hitting easy PR lay-up with this John Wick runtime. And now you remember that app exists. And you'll learn like I just did people still submit user reviews and engage in debates such as "the audience for Shazam [2] can hold it why would they need this." Have a great weekend!

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I’m not sure what this says about me, but I doubt another movie this year will bring me as much joy as John Wick: Chapter 4. The non-stop carnage made me giggle like a kid, the Warriors nod was groovy, and the use of Paris locations ... mwah. Those steps at Sacré-Cœur are always an arduous climb, but damn. All this and Clancy Brown too! It did not feel like a three-hour movie.

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Mar 25, 2023Liked by Scott Tobias

I saw JW4 the day after, unfortunately, yet another shooting at yet another school here in Denver and was frankly wondering if I should just leave up until pretty much the moment the lights dropped. It just seemed like the wrong day for a franchise that often includes a level of gun fetishism that makes me uncomfortable at the best of time.

about five minutes in, when they dared to make that Lawrence of Arabia homage, I smiled and didn't stop for the remainder of the runtime. They did it again.

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